Thinking, thinking, gone.
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Well my trust in you
Is a dog with a broken leg
Tendons too torn to beg
For you to let me back in

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Eugh.

Eugh.

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A PUN.—“Finn, the great comic actor and punster, once walking with a friend in Boston, kicked over a small pail—“Finn,” said his friend to him, “you have kicked the bucket,” “Oh no,” responded Finn with his usual readiness, “I’ve only turned a little pail.
— The Wachusett Star, volume I, issue 1, page 1; from Barre, Massachusetts, 11-23-1847.
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE MESCALINE?
<I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS>
ARE YOU THIRSTY? I’VE MADE SOME NICE HERBAL TEA.
<IT’S POISON>
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
<THERE IS NOTHING AFTER DEATH>

this is so funny that instead of laughing, i just felt wholly fulfilled. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE MESCALINE?

<I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS>

ARE YOU THIRSTY? I’VE MADE SOME NICE HERBAL TEA.

<IT’S POISON>

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

<THERE IS NOTHING AFTER DEATH>

this is so funny that instead of laughing, i just felt wholly fulfilled. 

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Last night, while sitting at Howling Wolf&#8217;s bar, a debonair man in a spotted green bow tie walked in to ask what time the bar closes, and if it&#8217;s the same time for all of Salem. He looked so out-of-place that I decided to watch him leave, run across the street and connect with a group of extremely well dressed people, all while waving his arms in Howling Wolf&#8217;s direction. Right after seeing a woman in an elegant, red dress, I decided people this well dressed need somebody to hold the door open for them. So I ran up and held the door for everybody, warmly welcoming everybody. Somebody pointed at the woman in the red dress, saying &#8220;she&#8217;s the bride!&#8221; And I was like, &#8220;okay, cool, congratulations!&#8221;
Somebody walks by me in a hat that looks familiar, then another person walks by who I swear I know. After everybody is inside, I bound back to the bar to ask Matthew Royal and Chris Cocozella if that person is, yes, it&#8217;s Ted Leo, they&#8217;re already talking to him. The man in the hat turns out to be Thor Harris, the drummer from Shearwater and the woman getting married, in the red dress, is Kim Burke from Shearwater. Most people thought I was the owner by how I welcomed everybody. Ted said there are worse pictures of him online, but whether or not that&#8217;s true, it sort of is now.

Last night, while sitting at Howling Wolf’s bar, a debonair man in a spotted green bow tie walked in to ask what time the bar closes, and if it’s the same time for all of Salem. He looked so out-of-place that I decided to watch him leave, run across the street and connect with a group of extremely well dressed people, all while waving his arms in Howling Wolf’s direction. Right after seeing a woman in an elegant, red dress, I decided people this well dressed need somebody to hold the door open for them. So I ran up and held the door for everybody, warmly welcoming everybody. Somebody pointed at the woman in the red dress, saying “she’s the bride!” And I was like, “okay, cool, congratulations!”

Somebody walks by me in a hat that looks familiar, then another person walks by who I swear I know. After everybody is inside, I bound back to the bar to ask Matthew Royal and Chris Cocozella if that person is, yes, it’s Ted Leo, they’re already talking to him. The man in the hat turns out to be Thor Harris, the drummer from Shearwater and the woman getting married, in the red dress, is Kim Burke from Shearwater. Most people thought I was the owner by how I welcomed everybody. Ted said there are worse pictures of him online, but whether or not that’s true, it sort of is now.

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alexboroda:

Fireworks

// My brother and I took this. 

alexboroda:

Fireworks

// My brother and I took this. 

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This is the end.